Interviewer:
How many people are there in your group?
Bob Dylan:
Oh, 14, 15.
Interviewer:
What is the name of your group?
Bob Dylan:
I don't know. I don't believe they have a name.
Interviewer:
What are their names?
Bob Dylan:
You want names?
Interviewer:
It might be helpful.
Bob Dylan:
Gus, FRANK, Mitch...
Interviewer:
Why don't you write protest songs anymore?
Bob Dylan:
All my songs are protest songs. You name something, I'll protest about it.
Interviewer:
Why do some of your songs bear no relation to their title?
Bob Dylan:
Give me an example?
Interviewer:
"Rainy Day Women #12 & 35
Bob Dylan:
Have you ever been in North Mexico?
Interviewer:
Not recently.
Bob Dylan:
Well, I can't explain it to you, then. If you had, you'd understand what the song's about.
Interviewer:
What are you going to do in Britain?
Bob Dylan:
Nothing.
Interviewer:
What about the book you've just written?
Bob Dylan:
It's about spiders. It's called 'Tarantula'. It's an insect book. Took about a week to write, off and on. There are 360 pages. My next book is a collection of epitaphs.
Interviewer:
Are you married to Joan Baez?
Bob Dylan:
Joan Baez was an accident!
Interviewer:
A mistake?
Bob Dylan:
No, an accident. I bought my wife over last time and nobody took any notice of her.
Interviewer:
So you are married, then?
Bob Dylan:
I'd be a liar if I answered that.
Interviewer:
But you just said you had a wife.
Bob Dylan:
That depends on what you mean by 'married'.
Interviewer:
Do you have any children?
Bob Dylan:
Every man with medical problems has children.
Interviewer:
What are your medical problems?
Bob Dylan:
There's a glass in the back of my head. I'm a very sick person. I can't see too well on Thursdays. And another thing, my toenails don't fit.